Why is Kate Beckinsale always talking about her quim? This girl spends way too much time at home with a hand mirror and contorting her body so she can have her nappy dugout grinning at her. Leave your bedroom, and go do some movies or something. You're going to break that thing if you overtax it.

Scuba diver Kate says that photographers could well have pictures of her woman curtains.

"It was one of those nights when I wore a super tight dress that you couldn't have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car."

(Btw, she recently compared her honey pot to the tomb of a pharaoh. What?)

"On the way home, I said to my husband 'Darling, I think they might have gotten it.' And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera - a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed."

So she was flashing her cunny in the driveway in full view of the neighbors? That's charming. She better watch herself before this devolves into a Francis Farmer sitch. Put some panties on, you nympho!